screwing the poultry

That's got to be my most provocative post title yet.

Here is my poultry trussing screw:

I have to admit I threw that implement in the kitchen tool list just to skew it in my favor. (Note: I said "skew" there.) I actually use twine and or skewers most of the time, as the skewer screw is a little tricky to get right.

So, what weird implements do you have in the back of your drawer?